attendance:

mmwtmx:

attendance:

so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!

the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier

WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK

oops you can sign up here the website is called buzzsurveys.com

@ the people asking for proof this is real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

nose:

nose:

sinonyx:

friend-called-boxcar:

sinonyx:

sinonyx:

Who is venom.

Like are we talking about venom snake or a different venom. I’m confused pls help

spider-man character, buff dude who got possessed by alien cum

Give me an image.

wait fuck did the image have to be related

memedong:

maplebungus:

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

beauty-in-healing:

margotkim:

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

velociowl:

BISEXUALS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 CONFUSED

BISEXUALS 👏 BELONG 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 COMMUNITY

IF 👏 SOMEONE 👏 SAYS 👏 YOU 👏 DON'T👏 BELONG, 👏 SMACK 👏 EM

THIS 👏 INCLUDES 👏 ACE/ARO/PAN 👏 PEOPLE

I 👏 LOVE 👏 YOU!

kiirbsterr:

dawva:

xelamanrique318:

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

I’ll write something for you

https://www.fiverr.com/ashleyvatafu/write-a-short-story-with-the-theme-of-your-choosing

hand:

international hand symbol for “what the fuck are you doing”